Let me introduce you to the largest club in the world. This club is fully international. It is the most expensive club in the world but also the easiest to join. All you need to do is answer the following questions with a definite No:
Have you set yourself some goals?
Are you on your way to achieve them?
Do you know what you’ll have achieved by the end of this year?
All you have to do is being lazy and don’t give a shit about yourself and anyone around you. It’s that easy!
The name of the club is F*ckItAll, and the members proudly call themselves F*ckers
There are two types of F*ckers: The real dedicated F*ckers and the f*cked F*ckers.
The dedicated ones are fully engaged in the club and don’t give a f*ck.
While the others don’t really want to be a member but believe that their life is so f*cked that they have no other choice.
All club members meet regularly discussing the many reasons why being a member is such a great thing. They tell their stories, and how they came to join and all of them get a standing ovation. They even have their training facilities providing TV-series, also called soap operas, computer games, and many other distractions and de-motivators.
The real goal of the club is to make sure not to go too far ahead of yourself, to stay where you are and be safe within the group. There are lots of local groups engaging in regular drinking festivals or anything that lets them forget their f*cked life and provides the reasons to stay a member of this fantastic club.
Most are so proud of being a member that they will do almost anything to get others to join and if someone is breaking out and wants to leave the club all hell brakes loose. Let’s be clear, you’re either a member, or you’re not, and support is only given to dedicated members.
There are a small number of people who refuse to join the club. Those are treated with pity and jealousy and seen as the outsiders. From the club members’ point of view, they were just lucky and shouldn’t be so lucky at all. But the club itself is not worried.
There are always some who break out, but most returns after a short period and new ones are born and prepared for the club every day.
If you’re not a member yet, I want you to consider it. It is a great club which provides many distractions and ways to get lost with hardly any risk involved.
If that club is not for you, talk to us.
(pardon my English!)